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joke..Damn that Andy Rooney (his view on older women)

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Why Older Chicks Rule - by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... And for those who are
turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND
60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!


Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:

1) A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.


2) If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.

3) A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

4) Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.

5) Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

6) A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends.

A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because
she doesn't trust the guy with other women.


7) Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

8) Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.


9) A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true
of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is
far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

10) Older women are forthright and honest They'll tell you right off If you
are a jerk, or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.


Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed
hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a
fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.


Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free", here's an update for you. ! Now 80% of women are against marriage,
why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get
a little sausage

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Feb 18 @ 2:16PM  
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