Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic", and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic.....$29.99
Clinton.....$29.99
Titanic.....Over 3 hours to read
Clinton.....Over 3 hours to read
Titanic.....The story of Jack and Rose, the forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton.....The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic.....Jack is a starving artist
Clinton.....Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic.....In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton.....Ditto for Bill
Titanic..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton.....Ditto for Monica
Titanic.....Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton.....Let's not go there
Titanic.....Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton.....Monica's forced to return her gifts
Titanic.....Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life....
Clinton.....Clinton doesn't remember Jack
Titanic.....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton.....Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
Titanic.....Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton....Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing
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