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JACK AND BILL

posted 2/18/2007 12:41:47 AM |
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  HRRRICKANE

Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic", and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One smart-ass student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic.....$29.99
Clinton.....$29.99

Titanic.....Over 3 hours to read
Clinton.....Over 3 hours to read

Titanic.....The story of Jack and Rose, the forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton.....The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic.....Jack is a starving artist
Clinton.....Bill is a bullshit artist

Titanic.....In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton.....Ditto for Bill

Titanic..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton.....Ditto for Monica

Titanic.....Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton.....Let's not go there

Titanic.....Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton.....Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic.....Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life....
Clinton.....Clinton doesn't remember Jack

Titanic.....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton.....Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either

Titanic.....Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton....Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing

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Natasha6972

Feb 18 @ 12:45AM  
BelAir789

Feb 18 @ 12:54AM  
Ewww...that makes me think about the possibility
of the ice queen becoming president.

If that happens, I'm moving to fucking Canada.

StraddleMyNose

Feb 18 @ 12:57AM  
Yuck!!!
Daized688

Feb 18 @ 2:47AM  
Best gotdamn joke I've heard in a WHILE!! KUDOS!
TomJ4458

Feb 18 @ 3:40AM  
...ain't it funny how life is stranger than fiction?
maliciousdestruction

Feb 18 @ 4:25AM  
Kudo, that was toooo funny.
I aint heard that one before, but hell it makes so much sense it aint funny. but wait it is funny, now im confused, i need a booby to suckle on
JDude7

Feb 18 @ 5:26AM  
Should send this one to GW...
cabl_guy

Feb 18 @ 5:44AM  
Good points!
zena343

Feb 18 @ 6:38AM  
ponme

Feb 18 @ 10:38AM  
Oh that was goood!

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