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#69 USES FOR DUCT TAPE

posted 2/17/2007 8:45:14 PM |
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  HRRRICKANE

Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

I KICKED HER IN THE CHIN.......

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IdahoHolly

Feb 17 @ 8:51PM  
guess he shoulda put extra weight in his shoe
Natasha6972

Feb 17 @ 10:58PM  
StraddleMyNose

Feb 18 @ 12:41AM  
Good one, Rick!
JDude7

Feb 18 @ 5:30AM  
cabl_guy

Feb 18 @ 5:54AM  
ynot7769

Feb 18 @ 2:48PM  
oldie but a goodie.........*jots down to buy some duct tape *

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