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posted 2/17/2007 8:20:42 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Butt Measurements - Really funny !

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says:

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your
butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his
wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?

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PrincessKissy

Feb 17 @ 8:23PM  
ksk72

Feb 17 @ 8:23PM  
Good One
loveableone

Feb 17 @ 8:25PM  
I love it!!
skinonskin

Feb 17 @ 8:30PM  
Shut him down huh!!
IdahoHolly

Feb 17 @ 8:37PM  
ValentineGirl214

Feb 17 @ 8:41PM  
zena343

Feb 17 @ 8:41PM  
very good
Sunshine79

Feb 17 @ 8:42PM  
I love seeing all these laughing on the floor guys....It makes me smile!!
catdog969

Feb 17 @ 8:42PM  
that is so go tell me more
TheRainKing

Feb 17 @ 9:14PM  
Pretty damn good babe...I swear it sounds like something you'd come up with though....Sure it ain't a personal story about that shitheaded lava lamp?....lol....sounds like some of his intelligent antics too...

Peace and Love
DC The Rain King
slitfiller

Feb 17 @ 9:23PM  
You shoould seek professional help!
Natasha6972

Feb 17 @ 10:54PM  
Sounds like he needs the lotion tonight
StraddleMyNose

Feb 18 @ 1:05AM  
StraddleMyNose

Feb 18 @ 1:08AM  
Meagan, you're fine, it's others that need some professional help and work on their negative attitudes! Keep them comin sweetie!
cabl_guy

Feb 18 @ 6:44AM  
SensualSurfer

Feb 27 @ 8:24PM  
Too bad he just didn't get the ol cliche' "The bigger the cushion...The better the pushin" Even better yet... BBW's jus plain Rock! Guys like me just don't entirely understand the super skinny "heroin chick" thing and I never will.

My "lil" weenie loves them big-ass grills!

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