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HUBBY ALWAYS GETS THE SHIT END !

posted 2/17/2007 8:02:52 PM |
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  HRRRICKANE

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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StraddleMyNose

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Feb 17 @ 8:08PM  
An oldie, but a goodie!
zena343

Feb 17 @ 8:09PM  
OMG thats funny, kudos, LOL
ksk72

Feb 17 @ 8:14PM  
funny
IdahoHolly

Feb 17 @ 8:15PM  
kayla524

Feb 17 @ 8:19PM  
old one but it still made me laugh...
ValentineGirl214

Feb 17 @ 8:37PM  
Made me Laugh!
Natasha6972

Feb 17 @ 11:00PM  
Yes but, sometimes they deserve it.
cabl_guy

Feb 18 @ 6:46AM  

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