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posted 2/17/2007 8:21:41 AM |
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.

(Not sure as to what is more typical...what the woman did and said...or the man farting?)

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Feb 17 @ 8:32AM  
You know it would be the man farting.....

Feb 17 @ 8:43AM  
Thanks for sharing............

Feb 17 @ 8:59AM  
....... Craveman pointed out I didnt comment which was more typical sooooooo

I think the woman was more typical in her comment but at same time I point out that its not only men who fart in bed BUT in most cases they would be the ones who deliberately choose to do so.

Feb 17 @ 11:50AM  
hey crazy lets pretend we are married!! now git your ass in my bed!!!

Feb 17 @ 11:54AM  
Instigate a nasty argument...roll over and pretend you are asleep. She'll stomp off in anger in matter of minutes, lock her out, leaving the cabin all to you....)

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