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posted 2/16/2007 8:38:45 AM |
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  MissMisty

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an
old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, never done anything wild in
your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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teddybear76

Feb 16 @ 8:48AM  
hey lol i read ur blog, thats was cute funny lol
ponme

Feb 16 @ 11:19AM  
smile36

Feb 16 @ 12:00PM  
feeling like shit,havent got the energy to stand up... but this blog got me smiling. thanks x
gatwickguy

Feb 16 @ 2:46PM  
I was that old man
StraddleMyNose

Feb 16 @ 4:34PM  
Good one Misty!
BigFlirt

Feb 16 @ 6:28PM  
Funny...
talkpro

Mar 16 @ 12:19AM  
priceless
shellsmack

Mar 16 @ 12:24AM  


LOVE IT
Natasha6972

Mar 16 @ 3:17AM  

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