sorry couldn't resist......
Four Friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.
Those who remained started talking about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company. Now he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied at the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. He hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top- of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
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mike_mike73

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Feb 15 @ 11:26AM
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That was really good, thanks for sharing......
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veeruinus

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Feb 15 @ 11:42AM
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BigGreyWolf347

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Feb 15 @ 11:53AM
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Holy crap that was good! I gotta save that one! Thanks for posting.
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ponme

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Feb 15 @ 12:00PM
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heheheh.. I like that one!
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JJN4Fun

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Feb 15 @ 12:05PM
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Haaaa! I didn't see that coming!
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casuallylooking

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Feb 15 @ 12:25PM
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I have a friend who's son is gay, (fantastic guy, has men and women chasing him like bees to honey), she will love this one....
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tetons

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Feb 15 @ 12:28PM
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oh, that's good! i didn't see it coming, either.
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ynot7769

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Feb 15 @ 12:37PM
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an oldie but DEFF a goodie!!!
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NightOfOld

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Feb 15 @ 1:32PM
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jrjones1970

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Feb 15 @ 2:51PM
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Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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statesville_studd

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Feb 15 @ 3:55PM
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Dad, I keep telling you.. it was a 35,000 sq ft mansion.
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Argit01

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Feb 15 @ 5:26PM
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Yep an oldie but still funny
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StraddleMyNose

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Feb 15 @ 6:11PM
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Good one, Lisa!
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CaliburOfSoul

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Mar 13 @ 10:41PM
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ROFL! That was so funny! I saw it coming but it didn't make it less funny. :)
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