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posted 2/15/2007 10:01:36 AM |
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  BigGreyWolf347

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! (comes with complete instructions)"

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
>1. Take a shower.
>2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
>3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
>4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within 5 minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

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Sunshine79

Feb 15 @ 10:06AM  
Yeah, I bought hundreds of those damn things.....they never work!!
The pet store guy just keeps giving me a new one.....
cabl_guy

Feb 15 @ 10:10AM  
alybai42

Feb 15 @ 10:11AM  
LadieDarkStarr

Feb 15 @ 10:19AM  
Lisa46

Feb 15 @ 11:15AM  
well that is one way to get laid
maggiemae1969

Feb 15 @ 1:02PM  
bravo
skinonskin

Feb 15 @ 1:28PM  
Horny toad for sale here!!
HollyHummy

Feb 15 @ 2:31PM  
Priceless......
MEMEME69247

Feb 15 @ 7:47PM  

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