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posted 2/14/2007 9:55:20 AM |
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  Lisa46

Why you need to go to church and listen to the sermon.
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So,I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than
burn in Hell, right?"

Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."

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mejestacool1

Feb 14 @ 10:30AM  

Thank's for reminding me
Happy valentine's day
cabl_guy

Feb 14 @ 10:35AM  
ynot7769

Feb 14 @ 11:06AM  
NightOfOld

Feb 14 @ 11:27AM  


A kudo sweety

And Happy Valentines Day
BigGreyWolf347

Feb 14 @ 11:28AM  
That's a good one!
PrincessKissy

Feb 14 @ 3:27PM  
Good one, Lisa!!

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