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Thinking about Condoms while in the Shower

posted 2/13/2007 1:53:02 PM |
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This morning I was in the showering, thinking...about anything but work. (Which I'm at now, btw, still thinking about anything but it)...

and I thought about this weekend and the good sex I had with my boyfriend. We've been using condoms since I went off the birth control pill for health reasons. He's been having issues with his prostate gland and has been taking Avodart, which has caused some erectile misfiring to occur.

But now that he's usings condoms, the misfiring has ceased. Yay...

Anyways..back to the shower... I was lathering my girls, thinking about the sex and condoms... our favorite are the glow-in-the-dark ones. They really light up our sex life. I'm sure the neighbors wonder why the bedroom light comes on for a few minutes (to give the condom light so it will glow) and then goes off...only to be turned on a while later to recharge the condom...

Sunday night, we had just finished sex. He fell over onto his back. I sat up and stared at his cock, still twitching with the glowing condom on it. Without thinking, I reached over, carefully pulled it off, tied a knot in the end, pulled it back like a rubber band and shot it into the waste basket... 3 points! Watching it sling across the room was so much fun...

A few minutes later noting that I did it with such ease, my boyfriend asked if I had done that before (referring to the condom sling)...I confessed that while in college I practiced safe sex and got a kick out of taking the condoms off, tying a knot in them and slinging them into the waste basket. That my roommate used to get pissed at me when she found condoms that had misfired and had landed on her bed or by her belongings. (Hey, everyone misses once in a while)...

anyway (getting back to my shower), after thinking about this, I started thinking another incident long before I met my boyfriend. It involved a guy I dated for a while. He was really short and thin. Before we had sex the first and only time, he mentioned that he wasn't very endowed, but he was average. I've never been one who made size an issue...I love cock. No, I adore and worship cock... anyway, I have to confess that when I saw his cock, I was a bit disappointed. The length didn't bother me, he was about 5 inches..what made my libido falter was the girth..it was very very thin..

I decided to give it a go anyways. We put on a condom together (I noticed it had some slack and didn't fit tightly on him, but it was the smallest he could find) and he then entered me...I squeezed him as tight as I could, trying to get a 'feel' of him...when after a few pumps into me..he pulled out and the condom stayed in...

He lost his erection. I wasn't embarrassed. In fact, I was proud that my kegel exercising had created a toned tight pussy. Trying to comfort him, I explained that the condom was loose and I pulled it off when I squeezed around him. He got up, put his clothes on and said, "If you can peel a condom off a cock, I'm afraid of what else your 'twat' can do."

This upset me. It wasn't my fault his condom was too large for his thin cock. As he practically ran out of the door, I shouted, "Maybe you should invest in training condoms!"

As I toweled off my wet body, I wondered about this guy and if he's still struggling with condom issues. I bet if he put on a glow-in-the-dark condom, it would look like one of those glow-in-the-dark necklaces you find in the toy section at the Dollar General...

Showers...and the things we think about while taking them!

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JDude7

Feb 13 @ 3:01PM  
Looking4ever

Feb 13 @ 3:08PM  
training condoms?!??!
mike_mike73

Feb 13 @ 3:34PM  
That is funny, a glow in the dark necklace.... Poor guy lol.......
Argit01

Feb 13 @ 4:13PM  
Rune_caster

Feb 13 @ 4:25PM  
Funny
mr_smedheader

Feb 13 @ 4:51PM  
Yup, I'm still having issues, and you have scarred me for life.

In fact, I feel so insignificant now that I had to move to Texas, cos everything is bigger in Texas :(

lol :D
ShadowMale

Feb 14 @ 2:26AM  
Where do you get those at? I mean.... I have this friend.... you know.
Sherotica

Feb 14 @ 3:19PM  
@ mr_smedheader
You cracked me up!

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