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posted 2/13/2007 11:15:28 AM |
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  MissMisty

A TRUE FRIEND . . . .
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know that you finally got laid.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

5. When you are confused - I will use little words.

6. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend

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krc0007

Feb 13 @ 12:36PM  
nice to see a little bit of truth in promises! LOL!

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