A wealthy Italian man was having an affair with an Italian woman for =
several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she =
was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said that he =
would pay her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to secretly =
have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child =
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would =
know when the baby was born?
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and =
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support =
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said. "You received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white =
and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with =
meatballs, one without."
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