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posted 2/11/2007 2:45:13 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

NEW PENIS TAX

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.

This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2007, penises will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax

8"-10" Pole Tax

5"-8" Privilege Tax

4"-5" Nuisance

Tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

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alybai42

Feb 11 @ 2:47PM  
geena

Feb 11 @ 2:48PM  
Hard times on planet earth
TwistAndShout

Feb 11 @ 2:53PM  
My penis will be looking for a loophole. Or a latex tax shelter.
ynot7769

Feb 11 @ 3:08PM  
MORE tax???
TheRainKing

Feb 11 @ 3:08PM  
Funny as hell! but mine does it's work undercover ...so I ain't sceered of the revenuers...lol
skinonskin

Feb 11 @ 3:10PM  
I hear there's a movement underway for an erectile dysfunction tax. An ED flat tax!
veeruinus

Feb 11 @ 3:22PM  
LMAO
cabl_guy

Feb 11 @ 3:44PM  
ShadowsAngel

Feb 11 @ 3:48PM  
This has been around since Richard Nixon was president. It's as funny now as it was the first time that I saw it.
NightOfOld

Feb 11 @ 4:02PM  


CaSurf225

Feb 11 @ 4:15PM  
hi Kissy,
so if it's in the hole less than 10% of the time can I bump myself up to the Pole Tax. I know it costs a little more but I like the fringe benefits.
ksk72

Feb 11 @ 4:26PM  
funny funny kudos
Natgoat

Feb 11 @ 5:27PM  
!!!...SHHHHHhhhhh...!!!
Don't Give 'em any IDEAS!!!
We have a Hard enough time trying to get Dates...!!!
DickSlippery

Feb 11 @ 6:00PM  
Good thing 4 me I've been working under the table!



DS
wtxman

Feb 11 @ 9:03PM  
Well I'm certainly gratefull that DS is running for President. Maybe he can get rid of this tax. Remember to vote: Whig Bitch in 2008. A worthless kudo for you.
Lik69n

Feb 11 @ 9:17PM  
It looks like I am one of the "Privileged" who now has to figure out how to cum up with paying another tax.
TxDream

Feb 11 @ 9:46PM  
is there some sort of deduction for business use????
hulkNpooh

Feb 11 @ 9:59PM  
OMG!!! To funny!!! See..i knew i could count on someone making me laugh tonight...hysterical
dave2of3

Feb 11 @ 10:14PM  
LOL thats good stuf
If i don't pay you think they'll try a collection hope not maybe they'll just have an auction. And shouldn't it be a flat tax for men the women should have to pay too. for instance if a guy falls into the luxury bracket it's not really a luxury for him I mean yeah he might get more but it's really a luxury for the woman its all rhe same for us.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 11 @ 10:37PM  
Oh hell, that's a good one! Giving you a kudo for this one!
joltman20

Feb 12 @ 4:56AM  
PENIS Hell, That first paragraph is my IDENITY
asexpartnerwanted

Feb 12 @ 5:18AM  


thats a good one. thx PrincessKissy
luckymonkey

May 17 @ 10:20PM  
Excuse me ma'am...I'm here to pay my taxes. How much do I owe you?

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