i cab driver picks up a nun and starts driving to her destination..she cant help but notice he keeps looking at her in the rear view mirror.finally she says, is there a reason you keep looking at me...he confesses, yes ive always fantisized about kissing a nun....she says i can kiss you but you must meet the criteria..the cabby says whats that...the nun says you must be catholic and not married..the cabby says i am cathloic and never been married..they pull into an alley and the nun plants a wet kiss on him that a prostitute would have been proud of...as they drive down the road the cabby starts crying..the nun asks whats wrong? the cabby says i lied..im not catholic and i am married...the nun says that ok my name is bill and im on my way to a costume party.... 
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