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A "Heads Up" For All You Shoppers Out There (joke)

posted 2/10/2007 5:00:16 AM |
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  scottage0405

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot or Walmart customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking young ladies come over to your car as you are packing your shopping purchases into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Walmart .
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Jan 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also Feb 1st, 3rd, 4th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So be careful.
Mad

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BelAir789

Feb 10 @ 5:04AM  
Who the heck needs Home Depot and Walmart when they don't sell.....
Virtual Gifts!!
Argit01

Feb 10 @ 5:23AM  

Maybe you should try hiding your wallet somewhere else. Good joke though
geena

Feb 10 @ 11:29AM  
admit yourself to a rehab scot, you're hooked on it freakin A, I hope you buy cheap wallets

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