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posted 2/10/2007 1:53:48 AM |
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Don't Mess With Texas...
Two Texans were having lunch at their favourite restaurant when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing. One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?"

She shook her head 'no.'

"Kin ya breath?"

Again she shakes her head 'no.'

Suddenly, the Texan grabbed her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands, turned her over, pulled up her skirt, and licked her right on the bottom!

The young woman was so shocked that she coughed, causing the food to dislodge!

The big Texan, pulled up her skirt, turned her right side up, tipped his hat and returned to his seat.

His companion sitting there, is stunned:

"I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic friend.

"Yep, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"

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Rune_caster

Feb 10 @ 2:33AM  
Wow that guys has balls... lmao
str8ngr84u2

Feb 10 @ 9:55AM  
hahahaha
geena

Feb 10 @ 11:36AM  
I'll remember that when I go to Texas
Lisa46

Feb 10 @ 2:08PM  
hell geena lets just go to texas!!!!
Natasha6972

Feb 11 @ 1:38AM  

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