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posted 2/10/2007 1:45:20 AM |
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  Hammertime

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds,
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver ,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my leg s,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!

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Feb 10 @ 1:52AM  
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Feb 10 @ 4:10AM  
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