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Vaseline

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until ,
one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is
outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,
"I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who
says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says.. And in they go.
Joe is shocked !

Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front
of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks .
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way
with her right there on the dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still,
total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
"All right, that's enough, I'll do the dishes

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StraddleMyNose

Feb 9 @ 6:40PM  
lol...cute!
ksk72

Feb 9 @ 6:46PM  
MissMisty

Feb 9 @ 6:58PM  
lmFao
Mymastersslave

Feb 9 @ 6:58PM  
Thats funny!!!
NightOfOld

Feb 9 @ 7:10PM  
Thanks for a good laugh my friend.
A kudo for you.

By the way....... how was her mom ?
str8ngr84u2

Feb 9 @ 7:14PM  
canuhelpme258

Feb 9 @ 7:18PM  
omfg!
tmarkert2003Yaho

Feb 9 @ 9:17PM  
You owe me a cup of coffee, a new key board and one new shirt

OMG
wtxman

Feb 9 @ 9:41PM  
LMFAO and a worthless kudo to you my friend.
cabl_guy

Feb 9 @ 10:20PM  
That's funny!
veeruinus

Feb 9 @ 10:37PM  
Thanks for the laugh Bro. I have not laughed this hard in a long time....A worthless kudo from me.
maliciousdestruction

Feb 10 @ 1:07AM  
Allright, Kudo from me, and i aint even gonna charge you for the beer i spit when i read that.
Raven_Silverfire

Feb 12 @ 2:23AM  
Lmao i just shot Dr pepper out my nose...
writesexxx

Feb 17 @ 9:24PM  
I've got some motorcycle forums that are gonna LOVE that!

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