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posted 2/9/2007 3:07:59 PM |
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  cabl_guy

As it's a Friday, and I have nuthin better to do. My wife is in bed, my kids are at school and I'm stuck here with all of you perverts.........which live too far away for us to share our peverted tendencies. I guess I'm gonna hafta get off my ass and meet the general public.
It should be exciting, awe-inspiring and all of that shit. But, I hafta do it. Let's see..........last night, a friend of mine (kinda) tried to get her boyfriend arrested just because she's a bitch and he wasn't acting as she wanted. She's 25 and he's 35. She was bitchin about how all of us would help him, but not her. Go figure! It MIGHT be cause she's a bitch.
Anyhow, I'm bored! So, I'll go see how the REAL world functions..........as if I hadn't seen it far too much already. And, they'll laugh at me because I smoke too much weed and drink too much. Just cause I'm BORED! And, yet, another weekend begins.
So, wish me the best of luck as I venture out into "Hey, man! Got an extra beer?" And, "Let me tell you how bigga dick my boyfriend/girlfriend is." And, such type drivel. Not like I care much, but I hafta give the illusion of concern.
I'm sure that I'll be back here shortly...........chaffed, pissed off, and busy comparing my life to what coulda been...........like so many of my friends. And, 1 day..........I'll realize what I have. And, thank God...or whatever entity may be for the life I've led.
Anyhow, fuck you deviants and your seductive ways!! You twisted, sick, amicable fuckers and your talk of sex! I'm going to the REAL world to play! And, I'm sure, disappointment awaits me.
So, on my way out, I say, "FUCK you!!" Especially that Dick Slippery fucker...............(fuckin pervert!) Be back soon!

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DickSlippery

Feb 9 @ 3:12PM  
SEE? I told U he wuz a fucking drunk!



VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!

DS
belle1010

Feb 9 @ 3:30PM  
That would be drunken pot head to you Mr. Slippery
NightOfOld

Feb 9 @ 3:44PM  

Ditto
JJN4Fun

Feb 9 @ 4:54PM  
StraddleMyNose

Feb 9 @ 5:37PM  
Stay out of trouble!
wtxman

Feb 9 @ 9:35PM  
I hardly ever talk about sex.... because I'm to busy having sex.
But I agree with you about DS.
BelAir789

Feb 10 @ 12:12AM  
After much thought and careful consideration, I have decided not to award your drunk ass a priceless beyond your wildest dreams Belair789 kudo.
kkatydid

Feb 10 @ 8:50AM  
Spent a few hours at Walmart's did ya??

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