As it's a Friday, and I have nuthin better to do. My wife is in bed, my kids are at school and I'm stuck here with all of you perverts.........which live too far away for us to share our peverted tendencies. I guess I'm gonna hafta get off my ass and meet the general public.
It should be exciting, awe-inspiring and all of that shit. But, I hafta do it. Let's see..........last night, a friend of mine (kinda) tried to get her boyfriend arrested just because she's a bitch and he wasn't acting as she wanted. She's 25 and he's 35. She was bitchin about how all of us would help him, but not her. Go figure! It MIGHT be cause she's a bitch.
Anyhow, I'm bored! So, I'll go see how the REAL world functions..........as if I hadn't seen it far too much already. And, they'll laugh at me because I smoke too much weed and drink too much. Just cause I'm BORED! And, yet, another weekend begins.
So, wish me the best of luck as I venture out into "Hey, man! Got an extra beer?" And, "Let me tell you how bigga dick my boyfriend/girlfriend is." And, such type drivel. Not like I care much, but I hafta give the illusion of concern.
I'm sure that I'll be back here shortly...........chaffed, pissed off, and busy comparing my life to what coulda been...........like so many of my friends. And, 1 day..........I'll realize what I have. And, thank God...or whatever entity may be for the life I've led.
Anyhow, fuck you deviants and your seductive ways!! You twisted, sick, amicable fuckers and your talk of sex! I'm going to the REAL world to play! And, I'm sure, disappointment awaits me.
So, on my way out, I say, "FUCK you!!" Especially that Dick Slippery fucker...............(fuckin pervert!) Be back soon!
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