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posted 2/7/2007 11:36:43 PM |
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  eljoropo

I am looking for an administrative assistant who can take care of all the paper work I spread around my office and the whole printshop. She must be knowledgable of Microsoft Office (the whooole thing), Quickbooks Pro, Tax Law (ughhh), and Payroll.

Hours are from 8:00am to 5:00pm Monday to Friday.

A BA or AA in something would be useful, but not required.

It will be useful if she likes to wear short skirts (even during the winter) YET not required.
It will also be useful if she is into girls too BUT is not required.

It will help if she wouldn't have a problem of having an affair with the Big Chief (that would be me!!!) without thinking of sueing him for sexual harrassment at any time during her employment!!! BUT, it's not required.

IF YOU DO WANT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE BOSS (that'll be me again), she must AT LEAST be bi curious, open minded, must like toys (big AND small), must like to watch XXX once in a while, must like to have sex in public places, must like to be disciplined by the BOSS ( ) and must like anal!.

We offer great benefits (health insurance, free beers and pizza if you work overtime; if vegetarian, we also give you some veggie's and vegan menus for you to order your stuff).

AMD Applicants PLEASE, send your note to me for review. If you are call for an interview, I will tell you What to Wear for it!!! Generally, I would request that you wear a thong AT THE MOST, but.... it's not required.



I wish I would have been able to post this opening JUST LIKE THIS in the Washington Post.
Someone needs a job???



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mike_mike73

Feb 7 @ 11:41PM  
Why does it have to be a she lol............
ynot7769

Feb 7 @ 11:42PM  

fuckin hillairious.....now all the ads for help i've run i've thought this shit but never run it either.....
eljoropo

Feb 7 @ 11:47PM  
Why does it have to be a she

I wouldn't really like to see a dude in a thong for that interview...
ksk72

Feb 8 @ 12:32AM  
Okay that was funny.. to bad job listings weren't like that I might actually go to work
BelAir789

Feb 8 @ 12:46AM  
That was somewhat clever. After much thought and careful consideration, I have decided not to award you a kudo.
HollyHummy

Feb 8 @ 12:56AM  
..I can do most.....But I don't do windows...OOPS..
OOHH you mean Computer Windows...
Sunshine79

Feb 8 @ 1:31AM  
I'm your girl for the job.....Promise to take of the most important things first....and that would be you!!
PrincessKissy

Feb 8 @ 8:23AM  
20 year of clerical experience from accts payable to human resourses, nothing I can't do... and I swallow too
Lisa46

Feb 8 @ 9:01AM  
here are some of my requirements
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< what else do you need??
tlc0766

Feb 8 @ 7:29PM  
Just thought I'd give those^^^^^^^^^^a bottom
SweetCandyAss

May 9 @ 3:10PM  
Cute

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