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posted 2/7/2007 10:56:25 PM |
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Gotta Love Old Men
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> I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an
> old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
> hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man
> kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring
> every time.
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> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What ' s the matter
> old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat
> an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
> just wondering if you were my son

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PrincessKissy

Feb 7 @ 11:00PM  
str8ngr84u2

Feb 7 @ 11:02PM  
Hahaha.......hilarious!!
jezzarae

Feb 7 @ 11:07PM  
That was really good........ thanks for the laugh
borty293

Feb 7 @ 11:15PM  
I've often wondered that myself
ynot7769

Feb 7 @ 11:17PM  
an oldie n a goodie...he he he your dad
ThurisazHagalaz

Feb 7 @ 11:26PM  
Papa?!
tlc0766

Feb 7 @ 11:27PM  
ksk72

Feb 7 @ 11:33PM  
very funny
MXW842

Feb 7 @ 11:45PM  
Ancient joke but still makes me chuckle when I see one of them goofy lookin so-called "people" in the mall..
Raven_Silverfire

Feb 8 @ 2:15AM  
i used to have red streaks in my hair, does that mean my mom did the deed with the Kool ade man? Oh Yeah!!! >snicker<
maggiemae1969

Feb 8 @ 6:22AM  
omg .....
Lisa46

Feb 8 @ 9:04AM  
humm okay Aly who's you dada???
ShadowsAngel

Feb 8 @ 9:25AM  
I asked one of the local high school kids if his parents were tropical fish...

Boy had a long assed mohawk (we are talkin an EASY foot long) that he had dyed about 10 different colors... and I am a "nosy old broad" according to the high school kids who walk past my house every afternoon.
TheRainKing

Feb 8 @ 11:43AM  
That was funny as hell!...I loved it!
enigmalone

Feb 8 @ 1:14PM  
Damn gurl...I didn't think anyone else heard me!

lol..

Good Stuff!

Bri
sweetnasty1

Feb 8 @ 1:23PM  
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
HorneyManforSex

Feb 8 @ 1:40PM  
That was great!

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