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posted 2/7/2007 8:59:51 PM |
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. " Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she
has
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's President Bushs' clock?" asked the man.
"Bushs' clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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DickSlippery

Feb 7 @ 9:07PM  


FUNNY FUNNY SHIT!!!

VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!

DS
BelAir789

Feb 7 @ 9:24PM  
I usually leave my ceiling fan turned off so it doesn't blow my coke off the coffee table...
slitfiller

Feb 7 @ 9:28PM  
Great, Superior, tells it like it is Sould be made into a Comedy channel special
StraddleMyNose

Feb 8 @ 12:00AM  
Hmmm...That sounds like a Clinton clock to me.
kayla524

Feb 8 @ 9:33PM  
Nice one Hrrr....
cindy444

Feb 8 @ 10:49PM  
cute

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