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Top 10 Signs U Live in the Ghetto

posted 2/7/2007 6:41:10 AM |

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DickSlippery

10. There are more shopping carts in Ur apartment parking lot than at Safeway.
9. U can break N2 Ur apartment faster than U can unlock the front door.
8. The only people who have any money left on the 23rd of the month are either Russians or drug dealers.
7. Ur daughter iz dating a new boy and the first thing U ask iz, "He's not Russian iz he?"
6. There are more pawn shops than jewelry stores.
5. There are more liquor stores than pawn shops.
4. U are on a first name basis with the hookers.
3. Ur neighbors kids are named Mercedes, Lexus and Lincoln.
2. The mail runs slower on the first of the month.
1. U don't care where, U just want 2 fucking MOVE!

VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!

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JJN4Fun

Feb 7 @ 7:44AM

I can attest that most of these are true! Around these parts, the 1st of the month is known as Mother's Day - and yeah, mail runs slower - true this!

MEMEME69247

Feb 7 @ 8:50AM

Because of the Ghetto people breaking into Mail Boxes, stealing the Checks and Food Stamps. ...We no longer deliver welfare Checks or Food Stamps,,,,they are issued EBT Cards,,,,,ATM cards so to speak...They came out ahead,,,,They can cash out the card the first day they get it....

wtxman

Feb 7 @ 8:52AM

Sounds like where I lived in New York. Since you were complaining about kudos( yes I did read it all, and very carefuly ) I am giving you a kudo for this.

joltman20

Feb 7 @ 9:53AM

If I could give you more kudos I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

veeruinus

Feb 7 @ 10:13AM

This deserves a worthless kudo!

Vote Whig Bitch

ponme

Feb 7 @ 1:29PM

3. Ur neighbors kids are named Mercedes, Lexus and Lincoln.

But your kids are named Orangejello, Lemonjello, Siphyllus and Gonorrhea.
(honest to gawd NOLA ghetto names.)

Raven_Silverfire

Feb 7 @ 2:02PM

Sounds like a couple places i've lived

Ponme: You're serious? Someone actually hated their kids enough to stick them with the names Syphilis and Gonnorhea? >shakes head in disbelief<

tlc0766

Feb 7 @ 3:03PM

well what do you know, all you WV naysayers there is not one single place around here where I live that fits these descriptions.

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