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posted 2/7/2007 6:28:18 AM |
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  DickSlippery

I don't have anything 2 blog about. I end up with shit like this.

It's almost three in the fucking morning and I can't sleep.

There's no one online I am even remotely interested in talking 2.

I try 2 post my blog, only 2 discover the site would rather be having a system error.

I catch the last two lines of a song I really like on the radio, right B4 twelve fucking minutes of commercials.

The only people who seem genuine live half a country (or in some cases the whole fucking thing) away from me.

There's no creamer 4 my coffee. What am I supposed 2 do with this shit now?

The only shit on TV are infomercials and ESPNs Sportscenter.

I realize I have WAY overused the three emoticons I actually use.

I have 2 keep explaining something. Even if it wuz funny 2 begin with, it probably wuzn't that funny.

I sleep all day becuz I wuz up all night writing a stupid fucking blog.

People I don't really like start acting they are running shit. Who the fuck died and made U the Blog Police, anyway?

Someone dies and makes someone I don't really like the Blog Police.

I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny.

I run out of space and have 2 split my blog N2 two parts. I always feel like no one reads part one. Stupid, huh?

I realize I am still fucking smoking.

I run out of cigarettes.

I miss Desperate Houswives.

Someone finds out that I miss Desperate Housewives.

I feel the need 2 escape.

I get caught.

My asshole itches.

I have 2 take a piss and someone iz in the bathroom 4ever!

I finally make it N2 the bathroom and now I don't have 2 piss anymore.

I get winked at by a chick. It's always some scam artist...never a real chick.

I'm feeling Blue.

Blue wakes up while I'm feeling Blue.

I have no idea what I am going 2 do next.

I have 2 look 4 work. I don't mind working, but the looking sucks balls.

People know what I am going 2 do B4 I do.

I don't get any kudos. I know they're fucking worthless. I still want them. All of them.

Sxze sends me pictures that drive me wild. (Wisconsin? Are U fucking serious?)

Sxze doesn't send me pictures that drive me wild. (Wisconsin? Well...ok, if U insist.)

I'm not sure if what I need iz a blow job, a blowfish or a blow torch.

The guy in the porno I'm watching has a smaller dick than I do.

The guy watching the porno with me has a bigger dick than I do.

The girl watching the porno with us notices.

I'm this far N2 it and still don't have anything 2 blog about.

I want something I am never going 2 get.

I get something I am never going 2 fucking want.

I'm just 2 damned tired 2 care

My blog sucks.

VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!

Keeping U posted

DS


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Comments:

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Looking4ever

Feb 7 @ 7:51AM  
I still think you're funny...and I always read part one before reading part two and i read them all...I gave you a kudo and a wink...
JJN4Fun

Feb 7 @ 8:01AM  
Wisconsin? Are U fucking serious?

Hey! What's wrong with Wisconsin?!? Dem looks like fighting words, DS!

Ya know...for someone who couldn't think of anything to blog about, you sure did a helluva job!
Sunshine79

Feb 7 @ 8:21AM  
DS.....Smoke a joint and get some sleep man!!!
Sunshine79

Feb 7 @ 8:22AM  
Oh....and I gave you a Kudo so you'd stop bitchin'!!
wtxman

Feb 7 @ 8:40AM  
Bitch. Bitch, Bitch !!! Okay we will massage your obvious frail ego. We like you and we think you are funny. There are you happy now? I also read your part one of your blogs, but remember I told you about that problem awhile ago 1 I also give you my worthless kudos,even after you stole my idea that they are worthless ! As far as getting laid, thats your problem Bro. This blog doesn't suck as bad as some of your others, so chill Bro ! Heres another friggin worthless kudo for your efforts.
veeruinus

Feb 7 @ 10:15AM  
Your Blog SUCKS You finally said it man. Heres another worthless kudo.

Vote Whig Bitch
Luvrgrl

Feb 7 @ 10:19AM  
YOu want something BLOG about Baby??? Huh????
I'll give you something to brag about....oooppss....I mean BLOG about!
str8ngr84u2

Feb 7 @ 11:21AM  
We wouldn't want you to pout DS so heres another kudo for ya! hehe.
tlc0766

Feb 7 @ 3:06PM  
well that makes 7 worthless kudos!!!
BelAir789

Feb 7 @ 3:09PM  
You have just been awarded a priceless beyond your wildest dreams Belair789 kudo.(not yet copyrighted)
jezzarae

Feb 7 @ 3:15PM  
Now its 8 worthless kudo's for ya !
belle1010

Feb 7 @ 5:22PM  
Let's make that an even 10 Worthless Kudos!

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