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THE ENDS THAT A MAN WILL GO TO FOR THE LOVE OF A WOMAN...

posted 2/7/2007 4:04:28 AM |
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Has this ever happened to you?......

I had a great night last night with one of the most beautiful woman that I have ever laid my big blue eyes on and after hours of vigorous, exhaustive sex we passed out sprawled out on my bed. Well we were woken up at 4 am by a loud pounding on my door...I got up to answer the door and there was this drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain asking me for a push. Thinking of what I was leaving behind and since we were both awake again, I quickly told the stranger to get lost and that it was 4 am in the morning. I slammed the door and returned to my bed hoping to start up with the princess where we had left off just a few hours earlier. "Who was that?" she asked me sleepily. "Just some drunk asking for a push", I replied. Slipping my hand over her, cupping her warm breast as I spooned in nakedly behind her. "Thats not like you to not help someone in need" , she said, "after all you helped me when I was in need last night", as she pushed her pussy against my rising interest. "Its pouring rain out", I mentioned as I pushed against her nudging my approval of her movements, feeling her nipple becoming erect in my palm. " There could be all sorts of moisture in here", she teased. "But I think you should help that drunk out". "Don't you feel bad not helping him out?" as she wiggled away from me. I immediately jumped out of the bed and said, "I'll be right back, your right, what was I thinking, I'll go give him a push." Pulling on my clothes I rush outside into the pouring rain. Oh it was a miserable night!!! (weather wise that is) I called out into the dark. "Hello?" "Are you still there?" I heard a "Yes". Thats great I think to myself. " Do you still need a push?", I yelled out into the rain and dark. Rain now running down my face. "Yes please" I heard the reply come out of the darkness. "Where are you?" I responded quickly, wanting to get back to my bed. "Over here on the swing", the drunk replied.

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