Sometimes men get pissed out of their mind drunk, are obnoxious and basically assholes. At least that's what I have been told. I believe men are this way because of religion. Its because of the beer prayer we worship by. I might be wrong but I'm right most of the time. So if your man is acting this way, just fuck him hard till he pukes or just fuck me hard ;)
OUR DAILY BEER
OUR LAGER,
WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BE THY DRINK,
THY WILL BE DRUNK, (I WILL BE DRUNK),
AT HOME AS IT IS IN THE PUB,
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US. (mostly drunken women)
AND LEAD US NOT INTO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE BEER,THE BITTER, THE LAGER.
BARMEN.
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