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Notes from the Campaign Trail Vol I

posted 2/5/2007 4:58:48 PM |
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  DickSlippery

Political Party Affiliation: The Whig Party
Official Party Slogan: VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!
Official Campaign Song: Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
Official Campaign Slogan: FUCK OBAMA!
Official Campaign Motto: What…like I’m doing something else?
Official Campaign Promise: “If I can’t get U 2 vote 4 me, I’ll eat a bug!” (it fucking worked 4 Cal Worthington, and he wuz asking motherfuckers 2 sign a sixty month contract)

Currently accepting applications 4 all campaign positions. Supporters will be rewarded handsomely once my regime…err, administration takes office. Please 4ward Ur resume along with a cover letter containing a quick summary of Ur qualifications 2 my email. Those without a resume can substitute nude photos of themselves.

Paid 4 by DickSlippery 4 President...2008!

Keeping U posted

DS

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My Platform? Why...it's shoes! (Part One)
2. In The Flesh
Now this looks like a sport I can get behind!
Swinging, Huh? Sweet Chair U Got!
Side 4: 1. The Show Must Go On
Notes from the Campaign Trail Vol I
WE WANT DICK!!!!! (Part Two)
WE WANT DICK!!!!! (Part One)
Well, no fucking wonder...
6. Comfortably Numb


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veeruinus

Feb 5 @ 5:06PM  
VOTE WHIG BITCH!
PrincessKissy

Feb 5 @ 5:09PM  
Thought I was already your campaign manager??

ps... did you get the nudes? Cuz I your credit card number was DENIED!!

VOTE WHIG BITCH!!

I WANT DICK IN 2008!!!
DickSlippery

Feb 5 @ 5:15PM  
Official Campaign Manager: PrincessKissy

First order of business: FIND ME THOSE PICS!


VOTE WHIG BITCH


DS
belle1010

Feb 5 @ 5:37PM  
I have some position in this campaign, i'm just not sure what my title is yet. Oh wait......doggie, that's my position!
ponme

Feb 5 @ 5:47PM  
Ok, ok, if I vote for you.. can I be secretary of bitchslapping stupid fuckers?
tlc0766

Feb 5 @ 6:23PM  
Can I be pons assistant, I'll hold em while she slaps away!!!!!!
DickSlippery

Feb 5 @ 6:35PM  
Secretary of Bitchslapping Stupid Fuckers: ponme
UnderSecretary of Bitchslapping Stupid Fuckers: tlc0766


VOTE WHIG BITCH!

DS
Looking4ever

Feb 5 @ 8:43PM  
I WANT DICK IN 2008!
DickSlippery

Feb 5 @ 9:17PM  
U got it looking4now!!

Matter of fact, baby...

U can have Dick in 2007 if U want. I ain't trying 2 get in between U and what U desire...especially if what U desire is Dick!!!

VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!

DS
wtxman

Feb 5 @ 10:00PM  
DS, I would like to offer the services of the "feel good about yourself traveling evagelical circus" Those "rubes" in the bible belt have lots of cash, and I know how to get it. A Whig Bitch kudo for you.
jrjones1970

Feb 5 @ 10:22PM  
Ya got my support.... VOTE WHIG BITCH............
Luvrgrl

Feb 5 @ 10:56PM  
What would U like ME 2 Do Mr. President?
DickSlippery

Feb 5 @ 11:13PM  
I think I will nominate Luvrgrl as Secretary in charge of Keeping Dick Slippery!

I got a feeling she will slip right N2 the position

I can't think about that shit right now ...I'm still recovering from Sxze's attempt 2 kill me this morning... Now Luvrgrl iz trying 2 finish what Sxze started

Oh well...there really are worse wayz 2 go!

VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!

Then let me know when its my turn!

DS
belle1010

Feb 6 @ 12:03AM  
I'm still waiting for you to announce my position. What are the benefits?
Pudge2you

Feb 6 @ 9:11AM  
How about ambassador to Albainia?

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Notes from the Campaign Trail Vol I