Political Party Affiliation: The Whig Party
Official Party Slogan: VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!
Official Campaign Song: Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
Official Campaign Slogan: FUCK OBAMA!
Official Campaign Motto: What…like I’m doing something else?
Official Campaign Promise: “If I can’t get U 2 vote 4 me, I’ll eat a bug!” (it fucking worked 4 Cal Worthington, and he wuz asking motherfuckers 2 sign a sixty month contract)
Currently accepting applications 4 all campaign positions. Supporters will be rewarded handsomely once my regime…err, administration takes office. Please 4ward Ur resume along with a cover letter containing a quick summary of Ur qualifications 2 my email. Those without a resume can substitute nude photos of themselves.
Paid 4 by DickSlippery 4 President...2008!
Keeping U posted
DS 
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| Notes from the Campaign Trail Vol I |
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veeruinus
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Feb 5 @ 5:06PM
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VOTE WHIG BITCH!
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PrincessKissy
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Feb 5 @ 5:09PM
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 Thought I was already your campaign manager??
ps... did you get the nudes? Cuz I your credit card number was DENIED!!
VOTE WHIG BITCH!!
I WANT DICK IN 2008!!!
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DickSlippery
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Feb 5 @ 5:15PM
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Official Campaign Manager: PrincessKissy 
First order of business: FIND ME THOSE PICS! 
VOTE WHIG BITCH
DS
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belle1010
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Feb 5 @ 5:37PM
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I have some position in this campaign, i'm just not sure what my title is yet. Oh wait......doggie, that's my position! 
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ponme
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Feb 5 @ 5:47PM
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Ok, ok, if I vote for you.. can I be secretary of bitchslapping stupid fuckers?
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tlc0766
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Feb 5 @ 6:23PM
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Can I be pons assistant, I'll hold em while she slaps away!!!!!!
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DickSlippery
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Feb 5 @ 6:35PM
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Secretary of Bitchslapping Stupid Fuckers: ponme
UnderSecretary of Bitchslapping Stupid Fuckers: tlc0766
VOTE WHIG BITCH!
DS
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Looking4ever
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Feb 5 @ 8:43PM
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I WANT DICK IN 2008!
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DickSlippery
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Feb 5 @ 9:17PM
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U got it looking4now!! 
Matter of fact, baby... 
U can have Dick in 2007 if U want.  I ain't trying 2 get in between U and what U desire...especially if what U desire is Dick!!! 
VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!
DS
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wtxman
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Feb 5 @ 10:00PM
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DS, I would like to offer the services of the "feel good about yourself traveling evagelical circus" Those "rubes" in the bible belt have lots of cash, and I know how to get it. A Whig Bitch kudo for you.
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jrjones1970
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Feb 5 @ 10:22PM
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Ya got my support.... VOTE WHIG BITCH............ 
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Luvrgrl
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Feb 5 @ 10:56PM
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What would U like ME 2 Do Mr. President?
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DickSlippery
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Feb 5 @ 11:13PM
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I think I will nominate Luvrgrl as Secretary in charge of Keeping Dick Slippery!
I got a feeling she will slip right N2 the position
I can't think about that shit right now  ...I'm still recovering from Sxze's attempt 2 kill me this morning...  Now Luvrgrl iz trying 2 finish what Sxze started 
Oh well...there really are worse wayz 2 go!
VOTE WHIG BITCH!!!!
Then let me know when its my turn! 
DS
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belle1010
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Feb 6 @ 12:03AM
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I'm still waiting for you to announce my position. What are the benefits? 
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Pudge2you
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Feb 6 @ 9:11AM
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How about ambassador to Albainia?
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