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Shut the fuck up, Would ya???

posted 2/4/2007 11:54:30 AM |
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  PrincessKissy

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON' T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....




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BigFlirt

Feb 4 @ 11:59AM  
Ohhhhhhhhhh that was cheap....lol....but funny.... ... ....
emewz44

Feb 4 @ 12:04PM  
LMAO!!!!!!!!! WTG!
NightOfOld

Feb 4 @ 12:08PM  

That was good PK. Maybe that's why I'm still single.?
oohwa

Feb 4 @ 12:09PM  
LMAO
belle1010

Feb 4 @ 12:10PM  
Argit01

Feb 4 @ 12:14PM  
An oldie but a goodie
Giggl_Sprite

Feb 4 @ 12:20PM  
OMG That was awesome!!
MEMEME69247

Feb 4 @ 12:21PM  
It might have been an oldie but goodie,,,,but it was new to me,,,, Kudo baby Kudo
ynot7769

Feb 4 @ 12:21PM  


BreastManNYC

Feb 4 @ 12:35PM  
Too funny! I have to remember this one...

Thanks for the chuckles!

Cheers,
Rob
ynot7769

Feb 4 @ 1:33PM  
can you say...''classic passive agressive personality"????? come one say it with me....
gamesman

Feb 4 @ 1:55PM  
StraddleMyNose

Feb 4 @ 2:44PM  
Oh yeah, that was a good one!
ksk72

Feb 4 @ 2:58PM  
DeDe54

Feb 4 @ 3:01PM  
Baby that was freeking awesome, I laughed till I almost peed!! KUDOS!!!!!!!!!
cumingcppl

Feb 4 @ 4:42PM  
Sounds like something I would do to get back at my husband for something, sweet revenge...I just might use it.lol. Good one, kudo for you
batman79

Feb 4 @ 4:51PM  
cabl_guy

Feb 4 @ 6:26PM  
Sunshinegal35

Feb 4 @ 8:18PM  
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ponme

Feb 4 @ 10:24PM  
She will always win..

Kisses beauty.
lonlyknight

Feb 5 @ 12:11AM  
veeruinus

Feb 5 @ 7:46AM  
Sounded exactly like my wife.
Natgoat

Feb 6 @ 1:39PM  
*FOOOOMMPP..!!* . . . .
. . I _DID_ PEE...!!!
FABULOUS!!
{_Another_ woman that didn't find an Intelligent guy...!}
siggy236

Feb 7 @ 12:02AM  

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