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posted 2/4/2007 8:01:31 AM |
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Start with a cage containing five monkeys...
Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go
to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result,
all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth.

Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins...

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Feb 4 @ 8:10AM  
that could explain why none of the women on here have been trying to grab my banana...

Feb 4 @ 8:18AM  
Craveman,I told you not to give away the secrets of the "feel good about yourself traveling evangelical circus" Now you must bow before the Almighty(U.S.Dollar) and asked for forgiveness.

Feb 4 @ 9:14AM  
I want CrazyCavemans banana...

Feb 4 @ 10:37AM  
That's why it's good to be the monkey trainer!

Feb 4 @ 12:04PM  
In Our case here we have too many bananas ,,,,wanting to spray,,,,,and usually all the Ladies here are after that same banana to

Sorry Crave could not resist Kudo to you babe

Feb 4 @ 3:40PM  
Now that's funny! lol

Feb 4 @ 6:45PM  
Very interesting idea

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