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The FINAL DickSlippery Interview Pt. 5 (Part Two)

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CONTINUED FROM B4 (that means don't read it if U haven't read Part One, dummy!)

DS: Where the fuck did U get that?
Hater: Standard issue…right out of hate school. Everybody gets one.
DS: U actually went 2 hate school?
Hater: (proudly) Top of my class! What? U think I wuz born this way?
DS: Fuck…I don’t know.
Hater: No, U don’t…do U? (directing my attention 2 the PDA) Just take a look at the Popular Blogs page. Who iz on the top?
DS: Sherotica…with her three words after sex blog, which I thought wuz brilliant.
Hater: Ooh…Sherotica, huh? Well, shit…motherfucker can’t do shit about that. U seen that bitch’s lips? Look at them fucking lips! Goddamn!
DS: I fail 2 see Ur point.
Hater: That’s becuz I haven’t made it yet, fag. (again he drew my attention 2 his PDA) Let’s take this guy 4 instance…he’s a friend of mine. At first glance U think…holy shit! That’s a grip of comments, right?
DS: Well, it iz damned near a hundred of them.
Hater: But upon closer inspection we discover that my buddy actually made nineteen of those comments himself! That’s fully twenty-one percent of the comments made! He has another blog where he made twenty percent of the comments and still another that he logged in twenty-seven percent of all comments made! That means almost one in three comments wuz actually just him spouting off about whatever it wuz he wuz trying 2 say!
DS: What wuz he trying 2 say, anyway?
Hater: How the fuck should I know? He’s a fucking wack job…I don’t read that shit! Who the fuck wants 2 read about nasty ass panties in Ur face?
DS: Finally we agree on something.
Hater: Fact of the matter iz...until U choke it up and do what needs 2 be done 2 get there Ur ass aint never gonna be on the Popular Blogs page, bitch!
DS: Well...maybe I don't want 2 be on it if its going 2 cost me my integrity!
Hater: Just what I would expect a pussy like U 2 say!

2 BE CONTINUED

DS

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BelAir789

Feb 4 @ 12:55AM  
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Feb 4 @ 8:59PM  
and this one too!
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Feb 5 @ 11:46AM  
ditto.

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