Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth!*
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batman79
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Feb 3 @ 7:23PM
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NightOfOld
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Feb 3 @ 7:27PM
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Those are really cute my friend.
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slitfiller
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Feb 3 @ 7:33PM
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Really hits the nail on the head Great
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Looking4ever
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Feb 3 @ 7:50PM
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I have to admit, cliche but funny.
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BigFlirt
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Feb 3 @ 8:02PM
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BelAir789
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Feb 3 @ 8:06PM
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This is pertinent information because I am looking for a woman to support me... 
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str8ngr84u2
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Feb 3 @ 8:46PM
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Good luck to ya Bel Air!!
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dave2of3
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Feb 3 @ 9:26PM
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good stuff you made me laugh
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Chedda1741
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Feb 3 @ 10:08PM
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well at least I know now I'm not the only one looking for a woman to support me! lol. 
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batman79
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Feb 3 @ 10:33PM
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I dated a woman 12 years older than me and she bought me an HDTV and just about anything else! It was awesome!
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Chedda1741
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Feb 3 @ 11:00PM
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okay, wait...dated..as in the past...pass my information along to her, , no, no seriously
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eljoropo
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Feb 4 @ 2:54AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 4 @ 4:00AM
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I really like the first one!
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cabl_guy
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Feb 4 @ 6:46AM
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oohwa
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Feb 4 @ 9:44AM
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 ok i guess it is funny
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