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JOKE:: Men Strike Back!!!

posted 2/3/2007 7:21:40 PM |
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth!*

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batman79

Feb 3 @ 7:23PM  
NightOfOld

Feb 3 @ 7:27PM  
Those are really cute my friend.
slitfiller

Feb 3 @ 7:33PM  
Really hits the nail on the head Great
Looking4ever

Feb 3 @ 7:50PM  
I have to admit, cliche but funny.
BigFlirt

Feb 3 @ 8:02PM  
BelAir789

Feb 3 @ 8:06PM  
This is pertinent information because I am looking for a woman to support me...
str8ngr84u2

Feb 3 @ 8:46PM  
Good luck to ya Bel Air!!
dave2of3

Feb 3 @ 9:26PM  
good stuff you made me laugh
Chedda1741

Feb 3 @ 10:08PM  
well at least I know now I'm not the only one looking for a woman to support me! lol.
batman79

Feb 3 @ 10:33PM  
I dated a woman 12 years older than me and she bought me an HDTV and just about anything else! It was awesome!
Chedda1741

Feb 3 @ 11:00PM  
okay, wait...dated..as in the past...pass my information along to her, , no, no seriously
eljoropo

Feb 4 @ 2:54AM  
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Feb 4 @ 4:00AM  
I really like the first one!
cabl_guy

Feb 4 @ 6:46AM  
oohwa

Feb 4 @ 9:44AM  
ok i guess it is funny

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