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posted 2/3/2007 10:07:20 AM |
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  HRRRICKANE

The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
~~~~~~
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:
1 You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3 You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4 You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations.
5 You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
6 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8 You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9 You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
~~~~~~
5 reasons not to be a penis...
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.


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Giggl_Sprite

Feb 3 @ 10:11AM  
I love that joke!
str8ngr84u2

Feb 3 @ 10:12AM  
Hahaha......yep like it!
tlc0766

Feb 3 @ 10:14AM  
thanks for a great laugh to start the day!!!!!!
ponme

Feb 3 @ 10:35AM  
damn baby i already gave ya my buck ninety-eight.. ya want more now??
cabl_guy

Feb 3 @ 11:01AM  
Good one!
zena343

Feb 3 @ 11:59AM  
good one HRRR!
2passionate4u767

Feb 3 @ 12:29PM  
too cute!
veeruinus

Feb 3 @ 12:35PM  
Thats funny.
NightOfOld

Feb 3 @ 1:15PM  
That is really cute. I will give you a worthless kudo for it.

Most of all; I glad to see you back my friend.
canuhelpme258

Feb 3 @ 1:36PM  
Mine just went on strike lol
Argit01

Feb 3 @ 2:40PM  
PrincessKissy

Feb 3 @ 2:59PM  
LMAO, and a kudo for ya!!!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 3 @ 3:53PM  
Yes, I heard that one a few years ago.
wtxman

Feb 3 @ 10:04PM  
About friggin time you blogged !!! A kudo for you bro. I'm LMFAO.

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