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posted 2/1/2007 5:57:49 PM |
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A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south
of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

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Feb 1 @ 6:03PM  
i liked it but i thought all boys from sc were that smart

Feb 1 @ 6:03PM  
+ a kudo

Feb 1 @ 6:14PM  
I loved it! A kudos with Argit's!

Feb 1 @ 6:22PM  
and one more kudo from me Princess.

Feb 1 @ 7:00PM  
Damn they tough i am staying away from that state....

Feb 1 @ 7:01PM  
Hahahahah.......might as well give ya another from me!!

Feb 1 @ 7:05PM  
dayum girl your good !!!

Feb 1 @ 7:08PM  

Feb 1 @ 8:01PM  
That is funny as heck, I wish that would happen for me on the job lol.....

Feb 1 @ 8:50PM  
Being a current GA resident I had to laugh my tale off......... I also have to admit that the last speeding ticket I received was actually in SC from a female cop that was not in the slightest polite. I think she actually had her gun drawn before she came up to the window and I was only doing about 65 or 70 and missed the sign that dropped the speed limit to 55... Of course it was after midnight as I was on my way to Shaw AFB in Sumter for an exercise.. But still she didn't have to be so mean...

Thanks for a Great laugh......

Feb 1 @ 8:51PM  
kudos for that good laugh

Feb 1 @ 9:27PM  

Feb 1 @ 9:49PM  

Feb 1 @ 10:18PM  
Way to go girl.

Feb 1 @ 10:30PM  

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Feb 2 @ 12:27AM  
and a kudo from me too.

Feb 2 @ 3:07AM  
Kissy darlin....very funny! Being a "good ole boy" from SC myself....I can tell you first hand that the cops in the SC/GA area do indeed make you juggle for sobriety also have to tapdance the softshoe and balance thier night stick on your nose.....we don't even want to go into that one .....

Feb 2 @ 7:20AM  
That was funny.

Feb 2 @ 7:45AM  

Thanks Princess.

Feb 3 @ 11:28AM  
Being ex-law enforcement and an ex resident of Georgia, I can tell you that they have zero tolerance there. So all they really have to do is smell the alcohol on your breath. So the juggling and tapdancing is all just for their amusment.

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