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Mating Rituals of the HornFronted, GrooveyTailed Rain King-Part2

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A few females remain elusive from the group...always there to tease the men with thier beauty and wit but never giving themselves up for one reason or another....the beautiful "Sundancer Dove" who has taken her mate.....a fetching "Cuming Coupler" bird who teases with her sex appeal and humor and then runs away... a witty "Hairy Shadows" dove who is always full of ingenius information...and other jeweled doves like the "SexyBBW dove"...just recently back from her own personal quest...and always ready to set you straight and turn you on... and the totaly edible "Sunshine Dove"...such a wicked little thing....So many more wonderfully beautiful specimens of the female fowl...too many to mention in this episode...maybe next week...

Our subject..."The Hornfronted, GrooveyTailed Rain King" decides it's enough for the day...he motions to the bushes where his fellow GrooveyTailed rocker.. the Masculine(even in a tutu) "Canu bird" ( mate of the "Sundancer dove").....and his lovely harem girl, " Very Good Girl Dove" ...emerge with guitars. They accompany The Rain King (who grabs his guitar as well) to a soulful rendition of 38 Special's "Like No Other Night"....during which more covey/harem prospects follow them through the threads.

Unfortunately....after arriving and settling in at the nest/harem....more pecking and berating befalls our unfortunate hero .....just before he loses consciousness amid all the un-soothed women he wonders ("Why do I put myself through this day after day?" ...and then he remembers..."Ah yes!...Naked Twister and Boobie Oiling!" .....and passes out to dream of Hunting doves and days of Sunshine.

(After careful observation of these animals behavior by your host....He no longer feels safe here in the bushes and runs for his damn life!)

And before you ask...yes I'm sleep deprived and naturaly half insane

(Any similaruty between these characters and actual or fictional people is ENTIRELY intentional)



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NightOfOld

Feb 1 @ 2:13PM  
Very good RK. I'll give you a kudo my friend.
tlc0766

Feb 1 @ 2:17PM  
Pudge2you

Feb 1 @ 2:21PM  
Very good my man... I see much ass kicking in your future.

Another "not good for much" Kudo to ya!
Natasha6972

Feb 1 @ 2:53PM  
Kudos to you.
ShadowsAngel

Feb 1 @ 4:04PM  
Too funny! Makes the "baby blues" on this redhead sparkle with twisted humor.
Sunshine79

Feb 1 @ 9:12PM  
Another kudo for you....I absolutely loved it...and I got to be a dove!!
sundance64

Feb 1 @ 11:16PM  
Very funny!! Thanks!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 2 @ 5:55AM  
Another good blog!
BelAir789

Feb 4 @ 10:04PM  
VERY clever. A priceless beyond your wildest dreams Belair789 kudo for you.

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