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I wuz reading somewhere (It’s almost as bad a thing as when I watch TV…U know, thinking wise) that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. I’m thinking…where the fuck are they getting these people from? Wherever it iz, I don’t think itz America. I just can’t see some old boy in Alabama asking another five times a day, “Hey, Bubba? Which way iz Mecca? I got turnt around agin.”

So, what does that leave? Sure, Africa…those fucking people will believe whoever shows up with the oatmeal. I don’t blame them. Hungry iz a motherfucker. So, they’re likely 2 pick up some numbers there. “What I got 2 believe in? Islam? Assalamu Alikum, motherfucker. Where’s my sandwich?” I can believe that one.

What else? It can’t be Muslim births. Well, not without some creative bookkeeping anyway, cuz we’re sending the motherfuckers back 2 Allah in fucking droves. U want Jihad, dickhead? U sure about that? Ok…here’s the US Marine Corps. Jihad away, U stupid motherfucker. Shouldn’t that have 2 count against them in the losses column or something? If nothing else the motherfuckers gotta be running out of virgins. Maybe they’re offering widows as a consolation prize. They got a shitload of them.

The point iz, they’re catching up with us people! That makes it Ur duty as Americans – nay…make it as a Christian (or Catholic or Pentecostal or Southern Baptist or whatever other one I can’t fucking think of right now. But no Philistines…I just don’t abide Philistines) 2 get out there and do some good old fashioned American fucking. We need numbers here people! God needs numbers! Can I get an Amen? How often does God look down and tap U on the shoulder and say, “Hey dickhead, U busy? I really could use a hand with something…” Now that he finally has, are U prepared 2 turn him away empty handed?

I know I, 4 one, am not. If any of U ladies agree with me and need a hand with that let me know. I’m just looking 2, U know...do whatever I can 4 God.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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str8ngr84u2

Feb 1 @ 9:49AM  
Well Dick, in the name of God, I am willing to do my share. Hahaha, would now be a good time to tell ya that I had the baby maker unplugged? But hey, it is God and he can work miracles--lets give it a try eh??
tlc0766

Feb 1 @ 11:13AM  
DS damn there is a book about this and I can't remember the name of it, but actually in the European and Asian continents the birthrate of Muslims is higher than the birthrate of christians, here in the US we have more christians being born than muslims. This is actually a very controversial issue here. I will send you something that I just recently received about Thomas Jefferson and the Muslim faith. Lord only knows what that might inspire but gonna send it your way.
Looking4ever

Feb 1 @ 11:21AM  
You, dear sir, are one serious warped and twisted individual. Carry on.
wtxman

Feb 2 @ 2:05AM  
Another great sermon from Brother Slippery. Memo to Jezz: increase Brother Slipperys' take from the tithes to 25%.

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