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posted 1/31/2007 6:29:39 PM |
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You Know You're From Michigan When...

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.

You can identify an Ohio accent.

Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.

Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown.

You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

The Big Mac is something that you drive across.

You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

You bake with soda and drink pop.

You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right.

Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.

You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.

You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".

The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.

You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.

You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.

Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, the opening of deer season and Devil's Night.

Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.

At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game.

You know what a millage is.

Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.

You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.

You know what a "Yooper" is.

Your car rusts out before you need the brakes done

Half the people you know say they are from Detroit... yet you don't personally know anyone who actually lives in Detroit

"Up North" means north of Clare.

You know what a pastie is.

You occasionally cheer "Go Lions- and take the Tigers with you."

Snow tires come standard on all your cars.

At least 25% of your relatives work for the auto industry.

You don't understand what the big deal about Chicago is.

Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball.

You know more about chill factors and lake effect than you'd EVER like to know!

Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.

Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.

When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."

You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.

You never watch the Weather Channel - you can just assume they're wrong.

The snowmen you make in your front yard actually freeze. Solid.

The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk across it and not break it or leave any marks.

All your shoes are called "tennis shoes", even though no one here plays tennis anyway.

Your major school field trip includes camping and cross-country skiing.

Half your friends have a perfect sledding hill right in their own backyard.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Michigan.

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lintroller

Jan 31 @ 6:32PM  
the midwest truly is another world unto itself.
PrincessKissy

Jan 31 @ 6:36PM  
Hey Sunny, we gonna play Euchre this weekend?

Michigan sucks, but I can't imagine living anywhere else.
vetteman314

Jan 31 @ 6:48PM  
I should have one on Maine. That was Great. kudo to You. All nice places have thier falts. I just try to stay in a warm climate...Are You leaving?
PghShyBob

Jan 31 @ 7:11PM  
Ahh, brings back plenty of memories from college. We all pointed to our right hand though (pointing to palm side), not our left. ?!?
ShadowsAngel

Jan 31 @ 7:12PM  
A few things were forgotten....

You have ever made a Halloween costume big enough to fit over a snowsuit.

You painted your Farmall John Deere Green.
geena

Jan 31 @ 7:22PM  
better than getting stuck in a place where amigo only knows what they're talking about
tlc0766

Jan 31 @ 7:37PM  
Hey I like Euchre!!!! let's me you and Pk play strip Euchre oh we need a fourth how about sxze or lookin???
ShadowsAngel

Jan 31 @ 8:49PM  
Hey I like Euchre!!!!

So do I but at a grand a point there aren't many who are willing to lose to me.

Angel
Looking4ever

Jan 31 @ 9:32PM  
I'll play but you'll have to reteach me. I learned how to play when I first moved here (I had never eaven heard of it before). They have big tournies here and it's the big deal in the senior olympics. Scary.
OdysseusMI

Jan 31 @ 10:03PM  
BEST blog ever! Big time kudos for this one, and thanks Sundance.
lonlyknight

Feb 1 @ 12:25AM  
eucher count me in on the game

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