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an acroustic poem-- Stop Premature Ejaculation

posted 1/31/2007 2:06:24 PM |
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  Sherotica

(taken from some spam I found in my yahoo bulk mail file...)


So you tell me
That it's my duty to
Orally fixate on your
Pride and joy...

Principles of fellatio
Remarkably the cure
Even when its all
Mental...
All you ask is for me
To suck you and torture you
Until you can't take it anymore,
Radical measures for an
Excitable man with an over eager trigger.

Explicit requests require explicit directions...
Jerk your cock...like this?
Add a flick of my tongue..right...there until the
Cum starts boiling in your balls and
Underneath the excitement you try to keep from
Losing your load before my finger slips in your
Ass but oh what a challenge...
The trigger is unstable and there you blow
In the middle of stroke upward..
Orgasmic suicide? Maybe...
Next time you should consider a cock ring!

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Dominus

Jan 31 @ 2:11PM  
Heheh...excellent as always, my love!
ponme

Jan 31 @ 2:12PM  
that's brilliant. No really it is..
Argit01

Jan 31 @ 2:15PM  
Whoo hoo good one and a Kudo too
NightOfOld

Jan 31 @ 2:39PM  
EXcellent a kudo for you.
veeruinus

Jan 31 @ 2:51PM  
WOW!
Pudge2you

Jan 31 @ 2:55PM  
Ahhh to have a failure of stamina in a situation such as this...

errr... but i suppose one would have to get into a situation such as this to begin with...

err let's try... wanna fuck?
str8ngr84u2

Jan 31 @ 3:08PM  
Haha.....yep love it too!
geena

Jan 31 @ 3:17PM  
feels like i'm there. . makes me have picture perfect emagination
FFMatt

Jan 31 @ 5:00PM  
sigh... i'm jealous of this guy... at least he gets to orgasm... lol...
slitfiller

Jan 31 @ 6:00PM  
Appropriate
cucany

Mar 12 @ 4:58PM  
How about an anagram?

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an acroustic poem-- Stop Premature Ejaculation