It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
Below for answer.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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LadieDarkStarr

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Jan 30 @ 8:39PM
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LoL can't we share a bed?
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lucian777

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Jan 30 @ 8:41PM
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I've got the round corner room on the end!
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wtxman

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Jan 30 @ 8:48PM
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I think I'll definitely take the bed next to yours.
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ksk72

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Jan 30 @ 8:57PM
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I'll take a nice view
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lstoch

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Jan 30 @ 9:03PM
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rofl
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indiana61

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Jan 30 @ 9:06PM
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How bout bunk beds? Im on the top.
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NightOfOld

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Jan 30 @ 9:07PM
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I'll let you know as soon as I get this tub emptied.{ wish I had a bigger spoon }
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StraddleMyNose

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Jan 30 @ 9:16PM
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Well Nightofold, I guess I was doing better than you, I used a cup. j/k
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gamesman

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Jan 30 @ 9:20PM
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I thought they gave us the same bed, hopefully
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HollyHummy

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Jan 30 @ 9:26PM
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..I want the room with a view and the feather bed with the pink satin sheets and lots of pillows.. Can I keep the tea cup?...
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BigFlirt

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Jan 30 @ 9:30PM
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That aint right, picking on me and my friends like that....
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ShadowsAngel

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Jan 30 @ 9:33PM
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I will come and visit y'all...
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ynot7769

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Jan 30 @ 9:47PM
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i passed but shit i was gonna share the bed with LDS
can i take test again plz
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tlc0766

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Jan 30 @ 10:13PM
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just make sure my room is padded and pass me the ket to bigflirts room
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Lik69n

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Jan 30 @ 10:17PM
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Can I get the one with all the soft pillows on the walls? I suppose I shouldn't have asked for a teabag while draining the tub.
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TheRainKing

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Jan 30 @ 10:19PM
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Yeah stop picking on us! ....I still say the whole thing is a just a trick to confuse us and gain insurance money....we're very smart ...ain't that right guys? ( clinks teacups and nods with Big Flirt and Straddle)
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jezzarae

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Jan 31 @ 2:41AM
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Guess I dont get a bed yet either I pulled the plug too....... Be happy to come visit y'all though.......
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zena343

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Jan 31 @ 7:53AM
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damn, think I'll be looking for a bed, looking like they may already be all gone..........oh well sure the floor is comfy.......especially with all those pillows you gave me
Zena
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ponme

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Jan 31 @ 12:48PM
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3 hot, a cot and all the psychotropics I can handle.. hell yeah I could use a vacation.
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asexpartnerwanted

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Feb 12 @ 5:42AM
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Yeah, any rules bout bed sharing?
And can we get a puter in the room too so we can continue to BLOG here?
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