A woman wet to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. Why so little?, she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, Look I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff. The woman thought about it but decided she wanted the parrot anyway. She took him home and hung his cage up in her living room and waited for him to say something. The parrot looked around, the looked at her and said, new house, new madam. The woman was a bit shocked at first, but then thought that wasn't too bad. When her two teenage daughters came home from school, the bird said new house, new madam, new girls. The girls and the mom were a bit offended, but then began to laugh considering where the parrot had been raised. A little later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The parrot took one look at him and said Hello there Keith, good to see you again.
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