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posted 1/30/2007 2:20:36 PM |
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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing firstdate that a woman ever had.The winner described her worst first date experience. There wasabsolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy hadtaken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,andtruly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere without a rest room and inthe middle of
nowhere!Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came apoint where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside theroad, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and shequickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Inthe deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt restagainst the rear fender to steady herself.Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she>> could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing natureof the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware ofanother sensation.As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered herbuttocks were firmly glued
against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as sheattempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quicklyapparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, sheanswered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a replythat indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweaterand then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to composethemselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were facedwith a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free herchilly cheeks from the grip of
the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the firstplace, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamedin laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... Or perhaps thatshould be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

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Argit01

Jan 30 @ 2:24PM  
a kudo too
BigFlirt

Jan 30 @ 2:39PM  
two thumbs up....
geena

Jan 30 @ 3:23PM  
they deserve the prize
ksk72

Jan 30 @ 3:50PM  
She deserved the prize for admitting to that on TV
CrazyCraveman

Jan 30 @ 4:02PM  


Now this didn't happen to me on a date...but this reminds me of a time when I was working on a farm...and pissed on an invisible electric fence!
lazyspoon

Jan 30 @ 5:36PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh my... that's pretty funny...
flower20

Feb 17 @ 11:02AM  
look under i know i know... that was the one that was suppost to be posted not this one

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