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Religious Truths **Joke**

posted 1/30/2007 1:50:54 PM |
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  sundance64

IMPORTANT to know... During these serious times people of all
faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian world.
4. Mormons do not recognize each other at Hooters.

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geena

Jan 30 @ 1:54PM  
i can emagine their wish for the floor to open up and swallow them
Argit01

Jan 30 @ 1:55PM  
Hey Sunny I told you not to inhale so much helium too!
sundance64

Jan 30 @ 2:00PM  
Notice I changed my primary picture to the one where that male said he'd just put a bag over my head!!
Argit01

Jan 30 @ 2:10PM  
Perhaps he should be the one to put a bag over his head
NightOfOld

Jan 30 @ 2:16PM  
I agree Argit. And Tape over his mouth. I like the picture.
wtxman

Jan 30 @ 2:25PM  
It doesn't matter what the "jerks" think. it only matters what one special guy thinks; and somehow I think you have his vote.
BigFlirt

Jan 30 @ 2:37PM  
that was funny....
StraddleMyNose

Jan 30 @ 2:48PM  
veeruinus

Jan 30 @ 2:52PM  
Hahahaha!
Looking4ever

Jan 30 @ 2:55PM  
That is freaking HILARIOUS!
ksk72

Jan 30 @ 3:46PM  
to funny
str8ngr84u2

Jan 30 @ 5:09PM  
too funny!!
lazyspoon

Jan 30 @ 5:50PM  
I did a lot of research on the bible & the book of mormon & all sorts of stuff for a while...

I concluded God wasn't mormon.

So when mormon's come to my door, I yell "GOD'S NOT MORMON" before they leave. It's fun
HollyHummy

Jan 30 @ 7:27PM  
BelAir789

Jan 31 @ 1:35AM  
I prefer recognizing sundance's hooters.
cabl_guy

Jan 31 @ 8:07AM  
jril725

Feb 1 @ 12:39PM  
& I don't recognize "any" of em ! JR
jril725

Feb 1 @ 12:39PM  
& I don't recognize "any" of em ! JR
Natgoat

Feb 6 @ 4:13PM  
'Religiously'..., I'm an . . A - A . . .
Alien Adventist.....Something I can Believe lives 'Up There' . . and will be More than Willing to go with them..!!
This World Sucks..!!
...
'Politically',... I'm a Pedestrian...!!!
A man of the streets...that recognizes that Gekko and Caveman commercials are Paid for with OUR Policy Money...{No Wonder they deny so many Claims...!!!}..
...and...
That $25,000 / $30,000 vehicle that they're selling isn't WORTH 1/2 of that...!!!
{They need the 300/400% Profit to go into their Advertising budget..!!!
How do you think they afford airing the SAME commercial...5 times an hour...on 30 or 40 or 70 stations...Every Hour...??? }

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