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A blowjob for cable???

posted 1/30/2007 10:42:09 AM |
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  eljoropo

For the people who knows me, they can assure that I am the person who is in the middle of the most unthinkable things. I always seem to be the witness of things that proof Urban Myth can be true... It is not the greatest position to be, believe me, but in many ocassions, it has been extremally fun.

Anyways, on top of my building, there's a new boutique that opened up few days ago... The lady who owns it seems to be a great gal; always passing by the shop, saying hi, offering to buy anything we may need when she goes to the store, etc, etc...A very cool gal, about 45 to 50 years old.

This morning she called me to ask me about the cost of installing cable into her shop. It is kinda becoming a "fashion statement" to have cable TV connected in the business, regardless of the nature of it, in order for customers to enjoy it.

I told her what I had to pay for it ( given the fact that there was nop cable zoning around here, I had to pay the cost of installation for the line to my part of the building: about $300.00)

She said it was expensive, we chatted a little about it, and then the cable guy arrived, so she took him upstairs to show him where the connection had to be.

My shop has two floors: the production floor and the storage is upstairs. The building is all, and in order to make it decent, we just fix the lower level and decorated BUT the second level was just touched up for structural purposes only; one wall is still unfinish, so there's a big gap in it.

All of a sudden, the three guys that work for me took a smoking break, and I didn't have anyone to bring down some supplies for a big project we are working on. So, I had to go upstairs and get it myself.

When going upstairs I can hear the lady talking to the cable guy... kinda negotiating a "price." But yet, I couldn't hear how much "money" it was gonna cost.
I proceeded to get my paper, when I could take a glance through the wall opening, the cable guy was laying on a chair, and this lady was giving him THE master blow job... hihihihi. She surely knew what she was doing! The guy was done in less than three minutes!

The electrician's coming this afternoon to her place. I may have to go and check it out!!! Maybe I may give her a very high price in her promotiong flyers!!!! hehehehe

Has anyone you know have ever "paid" for services that way??? IF SO, I GOTTA BE A CABLE GUY!!!!

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geena

Jan 30 @ 11:08AM  
i wonder how many blowjobs she made to come up with her bussiness. lots of them here in Vegas I think.
cabl_guy

Jan 30 @ 11:40AM  
Well, actually..........the job had perks
str8ngr84u2

Jan 30 @ 12:18PM  
I have never given any such perks......however, there have been a few times I would have considered.....hehehe.
sinsualjen

Jan 30 @ 1:37PM  
Pudge2you

Jan 30 @ 1:46PM  
How come ya can't say.... eat pussy for a haircut?
CrazyCraveman

Jan 30 @ 2:05PM  
Has anyone you know have ever "paid" for services that way??

No, I don't know of anyone who has "paid" for services that way...

However, I delivered pizza's for a large, and well known pizza chain...from the age of 20 to 24. And did so in a college town. Now I never had any women offer me a blow job in exchange for a pizza....

But...I did get blow jobs every now and then from the women as a tip! Quite often women would even answer the door topless, and even fully naked.

Not only did I get blow jobs as tips from women...I'd also get hits off of bongs from partiers at frat houses...I was given beer at times...I always knew about the best after hour bar parties...




Damn, I wonder if 43 is too old to deliver pizza's???
ksk72

Jan 30 @ 3:17PM  
When I first started living on my own at 16. I traded BJ's and ... to get things I needed done either around the house or fixing my car or what ever I wanted and didn't have the cash for. Guys would spoil me I would spoil them back.
ksk72

Jan 30 @ 3:21PM  
When I first started living on my own at 16. I traded BJ's and ... to get things I needed done either around the house or fixing my car or what ever I wanted and didn't have the cash for. Guys would spoil me I would spoil them back.
ksk72

Jan 30 @ 3:29PM  
When I first started living on my own at 16. I traded BJ's and ... to get things I needed done either around the house or fixing my car or what ever I wanted and didn't have the cash for. Guys would spoil me I would spoil them back.
Sunshine79

Jan 30 @ 5:57PM  
I'll give you the master Blowjob, just because your so damn adorable!!!

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