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posted 1/30/2007 8:55:31 AM |
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Yup...I have a wisdom tooth breaking thru my gum . So, I figure I either need some clove oil or a big cock rubbing againsnt it to keep my mind off the pain....Any volunteers or suggestions??

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Jan 30 @ 9:10AM  
I have a 10.5 in dick that can help u out...................give me a shout, i think that is the best remedy for you

Jan 30 @ 9:21AM  
aww babe you know me...if i had the oil you could have it but..... big cock rubbing againsnt it to keep my mind off the pain i might be able to help ya out with since you asked sooo nice....

Jan 30 @ 9:22AM  
ambesol works great, but you may need to have it out. Wisdom teeth rarely come in straight. I am a dental assistant, so I know. Had mine out when I was 17.

Jan 30 @ 9:38AM  
I'll dip mine in clove oil and you can rub it however you like.

Jan 30 @ 9:51AM  
mmmmm... I got a better cure for it

Jan 30 @ 10:10AM  
Man that gives

Jan 30 @ 10:23AM  
Clove Oil eliminates kissing or oral sex. You might want to check my pics to see if that helps you out

Jan 30 @ 10:32AM  
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!! Ohhhhh ohhhhh choose me use me!!! Me Me me!!

Jan 30 @ 10:38AM  
well don't have a big cock sunshine but you might try mint gin, that's what my sister always used. Gee the military was kind enough to cut all four of mine out at one time and gave me motrin MOTRIN for the pain afterwards. Needless to say it did not work!

Jan 30 @ 11:27AM  

Jan 30 @ 11:54AM  
I could rub my thingy against your whatsit anytime you wanted me to

Jan 30 @ 12:38PM  
Now there's a new dental treatment I hadn't though about before! Maybe I can convince my dentist to offer my dick for treating his female patients- you know... for soothing her pain?

Jan 30 @ 12:48PM  

Jan 30 @ 12:51PM  
Well being that everyone else already did the joking for me hehe and while that sounds fun I'd still suggest getting some benzocaine teething gel to numb it. By the way one of the side effects of the gel is decreased gag reflexes.

Jan 30 @ 1:22PM  
a big chicken in your mouth?

You're sick.


Jan 30 @ 1:34PM  
Having been officialy licensed by Gene Simmons as a legitimate "Dr. Love"...I can indubitabley render my proffessional diagnosis ......Your real trouble is that your suffering from a condition known as "Acute Vagina" desperately need a procedure called a "Slipadicktomy".....I assure you this will cure all that ails you...Call me tonight and we'll discuss my fees for house calls. .....(oh that was baaad.....I'm so ashamed ....nah...not really .....Hope you feel better Sunshine

Jan 30 @ 2:18PM  
Oh yes, I had the same problem a year ago

Jan 30 @ 2:55PM  
The thoughts that just popped into my head lol.......

Jan 30 @ 3:31PM  
I promise that munching on that pussy of yours would make you forget about any pain!!

Feb 2 @ 5:41AM  
volunteer right here - and not for the clove oil

Feb 6 @ 11:43AM  
I have 8" that would fix that problem completely, come on over baby

Jul 21 @ 1:19AM  
No. That would hurt.

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