I copied this profile of a lady I would love to have as a romantic interest. Yes, my kind of girl. Why am I not with her? She is in South Africa and I could be her father so, here is was she has to say about herself
"I'm slippery when wet
I'll make you laugh
I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that chick with the big boobs
I'll always be impressed with how strong you are
I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
I like it when my hair gets messed up
I smell nice.
When I can I give to charity
I can be ready in 15 minutes or less
I lose at arm wrestling every time
I've got dirty pictures of me on my computer
I'll look cute in your shirt
I am old enough to remember when the space shuttle crashed
I won't ever leave makeup on your shoulder
I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
I can count to 100 by 5's
I think it's hot when you jack off.
I know that whipped cream goes on more than strawberries
I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear
I never run with scissors
I know how to keep a secret
I can dance the tango horizontally and upright.
I'll make fun of you
I like porn
I like it when you pull my hair
My heart is as soft as my skin
My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
I won't sleep with your friends
The kinkier the better
The only drama I have any part of is on television
My kisses will take your breath away
I dig public sex
I know a lot about movies
I'd have Angelina Jolie too
I'll thank you every time you open the door
I'll never waste your love
I'd never give you s*** in front of your friends
I don't need batteries
I once ate a cricket
I'll always have smooth legs "
Now don't you just want to love a girl like that?
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