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posted 1/28/2007 12:11:03 AM |
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Well, after an intense 11 minute negotiation with ... he and I have come to an agreement on a raise and benefit package I can live with, so I won't be resigning afterall.

3 weeks paid vacation
2 personal days
key to the executive bar
$3.00 pay raise,
The Cellar to pay off my personal tickets so I can DRIVE
A company car (10 year old White Jeep Wrangler with a V8 and a little rust)
And a letter, on Cellar Letterhead stating I'm the best sexatary he's ever had!!!

*I'd have settled for a dollar an hour and some cuddling and kissing ... but lets not tell HIM that!! *

See ya in the Cellar!!

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Jan 28 @ 12:16AM  
you left out the list of new responsibilities. You now have the task of working as DS's Producer when we takes his column to the small screen. And you now have to answer phones as well... plus sharpen my pencil

Jan 28 @ 12:19AM  
Congrats dear

Jan 28 @ 12:20AM  
Ok... not just NO on the DS stuff... but OH HELL NO... not getting within a mile of that man... he's an accident looking for a place to happen, and we still haven't worked out my hospitalization. Also, not getting near Straddle... that man has issues and I don't want any of em rubbing off on ME!!

Don't make me go back into negotiations!!! I'll have you working for ME if I have to bring my lawyer in.... Sarah Schindler... she's a mean assed bitch, and she'll have your balls hanging from her rear view mirror before we walk outta that meeting!!

Jan 28 @ 12:30AM  
First let me congradulate kissy and OMG on their sucksexfull negotiations. Second; Tom I know you are there, and I wanted you to know that tomorrow I will be announcing in a new blog that I will be exercising my stock options(at a pre-dated price of course) of Cellar common and preffered stock., andstepping down as Founder and President of Cellar International Inc. LLC.I have watched this company grow from a germ of an idea to a full blow epidemic in just a short period of time. I will be turning over the ownership of the Cellar to you my friend. Well enought of this blog hijacking,the officail news release will be tomorrow.

Jan 28 @ 12:30AM  
I think I will transfer Belle1010 to work with straddle in the fetish department. And I will saddle Sunshine 79 with DS I guess you can work between me and Argit on Bi national Finance and banking department.

Jan 28 @ 12:32AM  
Tell ya what... I will volunteer to take on production of DS... I have JUST the thing to keep him in line... an 8 foot long bullwhip, a chair and the prettiest striped kitty you ever encountered...


Jan 28 @ 12:32AM  
Oh I forgot, Kissy just paid me 10 bucks to give her a kudo, so a kudo to you kissy,you paid for it and it ain't worth squat to me.

Jan 28 @ 12:39AM  
Angel I am working out details with Argit to hire one of his UK mates for the camera crew. says he will be working in HI 8 and using an 8 track recorder for the sound editing. Isn't technology great. I will leave DS to write his own shit and we will record his groundbreaking interviews for a half hour segment on MTV children of the 70's segment which will be airing a aproximately 2:00 am California Time.

Jan 28 @ 12:43AM  
*taking all this down for dicktation*

Jan 28 @ 12:58AM  
Ok so as an automechanic and a car nut, I got kinda lost on the Jeep wrangler having only a LITTLE rust and a V-8.. Guess I'll just keep all your company cars running and hope to "work" my way to the top position

Jan 28 @ 1:12AM  
Woohooo... keep her runnin' good.... I need reliable transportation, and she's my dream car (gosh I need bigger dreams)

Jan 28 @ 1:13AM  
Congrats! Now, OMG and I are still working on my contract, but I am hopefull that everything can be worked out very soon. I am going on record with wanting a company sports car, along with a salary of $85,000 a year. Three months vacation during the year as well. I also want to keep Sunshine79 as my personal assistant.

Jan 28 @ 1:23AM  

Argit's gonna squash that contract before it can be written... no way are you getting 3 months vacation... and if you get a sports car, it's gonna be an old one, LOL... but, since we have a mechanic now, it should run ok at least.

$85,000? Good luck. Ain't happenin'... and if it does... all HELL is gonna break loose!

Jan 28 @ 1:25AM  
Kissy I think your getting ripped,,,,,Shawn thinks he getting a Sports just beat me to the punch..Kissy

Jan 28 @ 3:25AM  
No way, don't blame me for that guy!

Jan 28 @ 6:15AM  
I've put an advert in the national newspapers asking for a sound and camera man to start making filming the exploits of Dick Slippery. A couple have responded so far and asked if we will be making a documentary or comedy series. I had to outline what their role would be and all I heard was raucous laughter followed by the click of the phone going down. When my mate Russ heard of the plans we had he was up for it but Thames Valley Police told him he was on a 10 year contract and couldn't leave until 2027.

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