A farmer goes to the pet store. He ask the owner for a rooster to take home to breed with his hens for more eggs. Once at home the new rooster spies the old rooster sitting on a stump. Old rooster says " you can have all the hens except those 5 hens in the corner of the yard." Young rooster says " No, thats the first 5 im gonna get." Old rooster says " i'll race you around the house 2 times for them."
"your on , old man " says the new rooster. Old rooster says" ok but you have to give me a head start" so they race--the old rooster gets around the house the first time with the new rooster right behind him and starts screaming and squacking in front of the farmers front door.
Upon hearing it the farmer grabs his shoot gun and shoots the new rooster dead.
His wife ask " why did you do that?" and the farmer replies" that dam pet store guy sold me another gay rooster!"  
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