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posted 1/26/2007 9:00:54 PM |
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  bull59

A farmer goes to the pet store. He ask the owner for a rooster to take home to breed with his hens for more eggs. Once at home the new rooster spies the old rooster sitting on a stump. Old rooster says " you can have all the hens except those 5 hens in the corner of the yard." Young rooster says " No, thats the first 5 im gonna get." Old rooster says " i'll race you around the house 2 times for them."
"your on , old man " says the new rooster. Old rooster says" ok but you have to give me a head start" so they race--the old rooster gets around the house the first time with the new rooster right behind him and starts screaming and squacking in front of the farmers front door.
Upon hearing it the farmer grabs his shoot gun and shoots the new rooster dead.
His wife ask " why did you do that?" and the farmer replies" that dam pet store guy sold me another gay rooster!"

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sumdaysoon

Jan 26 @ 9:07PM  
that is what is supposed to happen when you get older....you get smarter
lazyspoon

Jan 26 @ 9:48PM  
I don't get it.
FFMatt

Jan 27 @ 1:59AM  
ahh spoon... the farmer thought the new rooster was after the old rooster's ass... cause it looked like it was chasing it... lol... which means that the pet store guy has sold him a gay rooster in the past... which probby means that the old rooster, while wise, has been sodomized before.
aberlour

Jan 27 @ 4:00AM  
BigFlirt

Jan 28 @ 2:19AM  
Oldie but goodie....

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