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posted 1/26/2007 10:58:51 AM |
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Two lawyers are stranded on a desert island for several months.
The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided
them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the
top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't
believe my eyes, there is a woman out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're
hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red
head, face up, totally naked, unconscious without even so much as a
ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach
and discovered, yes, indeed she was alive, warm and breathing, but
sunburned and needing immediate care and nursing.

One said to the other (as a typical male would), "You know, we've
been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's
been such a long, long time. Do you think we should...well--you know screw
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"Out of WHAT?", asked the other lawyer.

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Jan 26 @ 11:03AM  
Ok, got another one!!

Wise Old Indian Chief
Recently an old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe, and eyeing two U.S.
Government officials sent by the President to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied . "When white man found the land,
Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian
man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex.
Then the chief leaned back and smiled .
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

Jan 26 @ 11:03AM  
good one PK

Jan 26 @ 11:05AM  
Hell PK if you had posted the other joke in a blog I would have given you 2 kudos, one for each. As it is I can only give you one (in a manner of speaking).

Jan 26 @ 11:15AM  
hahahaha. PK giving you a kudo that this:-)

Jan 26 @ 11:16AM  
Good Laugh so early in the Morning...Give you a Kudo for this one...thanks Lena

Jan 26 @ 11:16AM  
awww our little celebrity

Jan 26 @ 11:18AM  

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Jan 26 @ 11:40AM  
LOVE true....

Jan 26 @ 11:41AM  
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! A no drama blog!!!!!

Jan 26 @ 11:59AM  
So funny!

Jan 26 @ 1:15PM  
love the second one..

Jan 26 @ 1:17PM  
there you go. good one. i've alway thot the "build a better mousetrap" thing was becoming our downfall.

Jan 26 @ 1:38PM  
I love it! Okay, This guy comes into a bar and is noticibly pissed off! His friend asked, "Hey Mike, What are you all worked up about?" Mike says, "God Dammit, All Lawyers are fucking assholes! Ya Hear Assholes!". This guy in a suit at the end of the bar exclaims, "Hey! Watch It!, Watch what your saying there!". Mike stares at him and says' "Why? You a Lawyer?" NO! "I'm an asshole!"

Jan 26 @ 2:35PM  
Loved it Kissy! Especialy the indian one since I have French/Native American background

Jan 26 @ 2:42PM  
thats a good laugh right there PK.thanks for sharing

Jan 26 @ 2:58PM  
Thanks Kissy I needed a laugh today

Jan 26 @ 3:50PM  
PK this is a good blog. like ponme says; no drama.

Kudo' for you dear.

Love your new photo.

Jan 26 @ 4:31PM  
LOL...that's about the truth!!!

Feb 6 @ 5:50PM  
Great Stuff...!!!
~..A Native American enters a bar and orders a beer...
Just before taking a sip, he *SLAMS* it down and says to the tarbender...
" Bug In Beer..!! "
The tarbender says..." Squash It..!! "
The N/A says..." No!!..._BUG_...!!! "

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