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The Elephant and the Pubic Hair

posted 1/26/2007 12:24:11 AM |
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Here's the latest update with the search for a stuffed elephant. I went to Kmart yesterday and looked around, and what did I see? A cute elephant to send to someone. This thing is really cute and it's a shame that it's going to get roughed up sexually and have cum all over it. But hey, it's for the best. In addition to sending that, I will also be sending some of my pubic and chest hair that I shaved off tonight before taking a bath. Why does she want me to send a piece of me? Well, she told me and I'm not sure if I should go into details, but I won't say at this time. I'm off till Sunday night now and will get the package ready to go out tomorrow. She should get this sometime early next week. I will keep everyone posted on the poor little elephant's condition from time to time since I did give her permission to totally straddle it, grind the hell out of it, rough it up while humping it, cum hard all over it even if it means busting the seams out of it.




Here's a question, and we'll go with what you all think. Should she show no mercy on it, or should she be careful with the poor little elephant?

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canuhelpme258

Jan 26 @ 12:26AM  
Still looking for Mr Teddy damn it where'd it go?
Sunshine79

Jan 26 @ 12:28AM  
Git-R-Done!!!
aberlour

Jan 26 @ 12:30AM  
What do you mean poor little elephant sounds like a lucky one to me..
geena

Jan 26 @ 12:31AM  
I need to go back to previous blog, i'm lost
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 26 @ 12:36AM  
I'm also sending her two unopened packages of condoms so she could use it to put over the elephants trunk at first before she humps the trunk without the condom on it.
geena

Jan 26 @ 1:03AM  
that's too much abuse for the animal, at least you gave the poor thing a little respect for granting safe sex practice
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 26 @ 1:12AM  
Oh, It's not in the clear yet. What ever the people choose for the elephant's fate then we'll go with that.
jjmsmitty

Jan 26 @ 1:12AM  
Poor little elephant my ass, I think she should show absolutely no mercy on it and have her way with it. You should tell her to put her spunk all over that trunk. I just wish I was there to witness this momentous occasion. Never experienced plush sex, but it sounds like alot of fun to watch.
zena343

Jan 26 @ 3:05AM  
I think you guys are sick!!! . Just curious though Straddle shouldn't this be something you would keep private between two people.
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Jan 26 @ 3:12AM  
Eh, seems like people wanna hear about this. I don't have a problem sharing some things.
Argit01

Jan 26 @ 4:04AM  
Well for once I am speechless, shouldn't it be you she is grinding into the mattress, sofa, table or whatever surface she happens to be having sex with a stuffed toy on?
If she is that horny and it were me I would go dressed as an elephant (if that's what she is into) and go get me some.
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Jan 26 @ 5:05AM  
Ah, but she lives so many miles away, Argit.
joltman20

Jan 26 @ 6:47AM  
Why did you finally pick the elephant?
lazyspoon

Jan 26 @ 7:33AM  
Make that elephant scream.

PRNNNTNTTT!!@!#!@

yes.

have her put on a strap-on and bust a hole in that elephant's ass. Tell her to royally destroy that thing... When you get it back it should be a pile of cotton & fabric that BARELY (and I mean barely) resembles an elephant. When in rome

and tell her to use a condom on that strap on. Don't want any PTD's (Plush Transmitted Disease).
wtxman

Jan 26 @ 7:39AM  
Beware my friend of women that want a "piece" of you. Soon they will want all of you. The you will be consumed before you ever knew what happened.... of course there is the Voodo thing about you sending body hair.....
iwantfumone

Jan 26 @ 7:56AM  
Tusk tusk tusk... what can I say... Just have such a mental image of the fuzzy pachyiderm totally flat from tail to neck, ears and tail flapping like a warning flag in a hurricane, prophylactic covered trunk straight up in the air... oh,... poor dumbo... what have they done!
PrincessKissy

Jan 26 @ 11:52AM  
Save the elephant before it's defiled!! Poor thing!!!
aberlour

Jan 26 @ 1:25PM  
Grin personally I think the elephant should at least stay in good enough condition to cuddle after its all over.
DoIDetectAHIntOfTuna

Jan 26 @ 1:45PM  
What's gonna be done to this elephant?!? I'm notifying PETA
sirsgrace

Jan 26 @ 2:16PM  
OK .... You guys are Nuts!!! I hope no one takes offense at a "stranger" posting ... But.. i glance at the blogs on occassion and this one had me shaking my head,,.. and smiling.. What a bunch of pervs!! Pleased to meet y'all! Here's to people that take life as it (or they) come..!! I only have one question??? what size is this elephant?
peachskin

Jan 26 @ 5:03PM  
No mercy for this elephant ... because I just KNOW that it will have been mentally prepared and well trained to serve its purpose well and with pleasure in dignity

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