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Can the guy's on AMD still get it "UP"

posted 6/25/2014 2:48:26 PM |
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What's up. You OKAY feeling up to the daily chores?
Trying to cheer you up but my brains has dried up, so
no funny joke is coming up...........

I'm sure you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the English
language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep.


Read until the end'll laugh.

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv],
[prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are
the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP
a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and
fix UP the old car.

At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir
UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to
be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in
the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the
page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP
is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP,
you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes
out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it
does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll
wrap it UP, for now . . . my time is UP!

Oh . . .one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and
the last thing you do at night?


Did that one crack you UP?

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Jul 5 @ 4:47AM  
Thats all FUCKED UP!!!

Aug 2 @ 2:02AM  
AND as James Brown said...GET UPPA!....get on up....GET UPPA!....get on up...

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